Stop your fucking moaning, the world isn't going to end. Maybe it will get better. Go outside, meet people face to face, tan that pale sun-starved skin, get some excercise. No-one is going to miss your bi-hourly update of what movie your watching, or how funny it is.
Why is Facebook not working?
For the people who are already cold-turkey here's a few upates from Fagbook.
Current Status: API Latency IssuesWe are currently experiencing latency issues with the API, and we are actively investigating. We will provide an update when either the issue is resolved or we have an ETA for resolution.
We’re currently experiencing some site issues causing Facebook to be slow or unavailable for some users. We are working to resolve this issue as quickly as possible.